Yesterday, Princess Victoria of Sweden married her fitness instructor (i.e., one of the "small people"), Clark Kent, aka Daniel Westling, in a lavish ceremony.
There is an unfortunate tradition of insipid ballad-singing that accompanies wishing a couple well. As an an amateur ethnomusicologist, I submit these two Swedish examples.
Addendum (25 June 2010)-- Might as well add this, right?
...and this. Can you take any more?
Addendum (5 July 2010)-- The hits keep coming. My god, I'm ready to drive a nail right through my eardrums.